intraosseous:

intraosseous:

starting house. last time i did this bc i saw so much of it on tumble was succession so mama mia here i go again i guess

THEY DO A FUCKING TRACHIOTOMY IN THE FIRST FIFTEEN MINUTES OF THE SHOW ??? BEFORE EVEN FUCKING CHECKING HER THROAT FOR OBSTRUCTIONS? AND THEN CLAIM BOTH EDEMA AND AN ALLERGIC REACTION AND THEN AGAIN, CUT INTO HER THROAT ? ALSO THIS IS FUCKING RADIOLOGY. THOSE BITCHES DONT HAVE THOSE CLEARANCES/SKILLS, MUCH LESS THE TOOLS ON HAND ? WHOSE ASSHOLE DID THAT SCALPEL COME FROM HUH

the only way i can be at any kind of peace with this is to tell myself that this is actually a supernatural tv show and that not only is dr house not a doctor at all , he IS a psychic and also has dope guessing (i refuse to even say diagnosing) skills syndrome. nobody else knows either of these things and think he’s just a deranged, enraging old hag of a doctor

intraosseous:

starting house. last time i did this bc i saw so much of it on tumble was succession so mama mia here i go again i guess

THEY DO A FUCKING TRACHIOTOMY IN THE FIRST FIFTEEN MINUTES OF THE SHOW ??? BEFORE EVEN FUCKING CHECKING HER THROAT FOR OBSTRUCTIONS? AND THEN CLAIM BOTH EDEMA AND AN ALLERGIC REACTION AND THEN AGAIN, CUT INTO HER THROAT ? ALSO THIS IS FUCKING RADIOLOGY. THOSE BITCHES DONT HAVE THOSE CLEARANCES/SKILLS, MUCH LESS THE TOOLS ON HAND ? WHOSE ASSHOLE DID THAT SCALPEL COME FROM HUH

i am an emt and am having a meltdown i didn’t know when some one said it was ‘sometimes medically inaccurate’ they meant this not even in a snotty wah why doesn’t television conform perfectly to real life but hold fuck can you imagine someone cutting through your FUCKING TRACHEA with NO FUCKING NEED TO ? that’s like scraping your knee and the doctor deciding to do reconstructive surgery on your patella oh my gd i genuinely have the show paused i am too faint of heart for this shit NOT TO MENTION HOW HE DOESNT TAKE PATIENT HISTORIES OR EVEN TALK TO / OBSERVE THEM ??? IM TRYING TO APPRECIATE BUT I GENUINELY CANT WRAP MY MIND AROUND IT also i’ve only seen two so far (against: 1st fifteen mins) but if i see one more body cavity close up that leads inside the body shot

starting house. last time i did this bc i saw so much of it on tumble was succession so mama mia here i go again i guess

i met a stranger and am now contemplating moving to perú

not kidding i’m in an urgent care place that does work physicals (needing a physical myself) and an older gentlemen next to me who was clearly there for the urgent care was struggling to stand and his wife was unable to help him so i was like hola sen~or puedo ayudarle ? and they both whip their heads towards my white ass and the fear in the wife’s eyes cuz she had been complaining to him ab me sitting so close in their defense at this point people including myself were sitting all over the floor and anywhere they could fit and anyway he was delighted and we started chatting and he was thrilled to hear i’m working on paramedic and he was like Ohh you’re a smart boy you’re going to be a doctor next yes ? and i was like lmao not my broke ass and he was like okay but in my country …… you can go to college for free . you should train to be a doctor for free there :3 like first of all mad respect for the plug and second of all i had no idea that in many non american countries that education was free like yeah i’d been told it was hella cheaper but Free Free ? dayum and then i was like that would be a dream but my spanish is very dusty and i don’t have real people to practice w since leaving my hometown and he was like guess what bestie you do now. here is my phone number. please call me and we chat and anyway it’s such a pipe dream and i know that but now i have someone to talk to !!!!!!!!!!!!!! unrelated but i have yet to eat today and i have been sitting in this accursed waiting room for 3+ hours

soracities:

“‘What is a ghost? A tragedy condemned to repeat itself time and time again? An instant of pain perhaps. Something dead which still seems to be alive. An emotion suspended in time like a blurred photograph, like an insect trapped in amber.’”

— Guillermo Del Toro, The Devil’s Backbone (via swordofdemeter)

(via monsterbisexual)

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